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sitonamicrowave: (Say Cheese)

zen on the bathroom floor

tao in the kitchen sink

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Created on 2009-05-17 01:03:54 (#344258), last updated 2010-04-29 (386 weeks ago)

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1. a desire to expose oneself to radiation in the hopes of changing one's DNA, because their genetics are potentially dangerous to their intelligence.

2. a riff of this quote: "Isn't there any way I can change my DNA, like sitting on the microwave?" featured in The Simpsons, episode Lisa the Simpson and spoken wisely by everyone’s favorite cartoon brainiac and sax player, Lisa.

Seriously, if you knew my family, you’d understand.



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